1. the-anal-rapist:

    Me at McDonald’s

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  2. lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.


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    lichtenstrange:

    prenons:

    Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 

    In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.

    image

    oops

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  4. yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

    yungbussy:

    ppl in africa are dying

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  5. fruitappreciation:

    omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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  6. paineds:

    kaijubabe:

    paineds:

    nobody sees you cry when you weld

    image

    is this really going to be my first popular text post on this blog

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  7. thatfunnyblog:

 


omg favourite scene

channing being fab

    thatfunnyblog:

     

    omg favourite scene

    channing being fab

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  8. cyberthug13:

    me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

    school office: why

    me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

    school office: u are lying

    me: image

    school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

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  9. woogidy:

    i got a lot on my plate. i gotta apply to colleges. i gotta keep my grades up. i gotta play pokemon. i gotta prevent wildfires. only i can prevent wildfires. that’s a lot of pressure

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  10. minxiekitten:

    raubbenhood:

    Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

    WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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